Me: Sir, did you say you wanted syrup with your Sausage McMuffin sandwich?
Him (yells): Yes! I sed I want 'otcake siirop. In Ondo "Abi eti da di i? Aan om'ale won i" which means "Are you deaf? You bastard!"
Me (as I hand him his bag): And here you are, Sir.
Without missing a bit, I respond in Ondo "Mey shey om'ale, Sa. Mo ba ye mi ni uli ba mi" which means "Sir, I am not a bastard. My parents are still very much together." Thank you for coming to McDonald's. Have a nice day😊