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February 4, 2018

 

 

Me: Sir, did you say you wanted syrup with your Sausage McMuffin sandwich?
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Him (yells): Yes! I sed I want 'otcake siirop. In Ondo "Abi eti da di i? Aan om'ale won i" which means "Are you deaf? You bastard!"
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Me (as I hand him his bag): And here you are, Sir. 

Without missing a bit, I respond in Ondo "Mey shey om'ale, Sa. Mo ba ye mi ni uli ba mi" which means "Sir, I am not a bastard. My parents are still very much together." Thank you for coming to McDonald's. Have a nice day😊
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Him: 😲😲😲 

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